Title: You Never Said a Word
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kame/Yamapi
Warnings: death, possible mental psychosis, dub-con, supernatural elements, mind games, impulsive sex with D/s undertones
Word Count: 7k
Summary: Love can overcome a lot of boundaries, and Kame isn't about to let something as stupid as dying keep him from what he wants.
a/n: I'm back and still alive, more or less. So yay. ♥ This is from this year's squickfic exchange. Beginning verse from poem by Richard Siken. (also, wtf is up with this wonky new lj layout for everything? for chrissake.)

( I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together (to make a creature that will do what I say or love me back)Collapse )

Title: A State of Pretending
Pairing: Yamapi/Jin/Kame - together, and in every combination possible.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Warnings: prostitution, power play and D/s undertones, organized crime, strippers, infidelity, violence, love triangles, ~feelings~, lots of gratuitously rough sex.
Word Count: 12.7 k
Summary: This is story about wanting someone for all of the wrong reasons, but holding onto to them for all the right ones. In which Yamapi is a crime lord, Kame is a police detective, and Jin the stripper that just might make the entire case crack wide open. No pun intended, of course.
a/n: Exchange fic strikes again, lol. Originally for je_fqfest and posted here, and is basically a whole lot of hooker porn, tbh. Please heed the warnings. ♥

[edit: just a side note, but to all of you silent lurkers, readers, whatever - do me a solid and come out of the woodwork once in a while? I realise it sounds insane, but the amount of people wordlessly drifting through fic is beginning to unnerve me T.T]



( You can't fix something until it's broken, and Kame fully intends to break Jin into as many pieces as it takes to fix this mess of an operation.Collapse )

Title: Second Star to the Right, and Straight on 'til Morning
Pairing: Ryo/Tegoshi, with cameos by Ueda and Shige
Rating: R
Warnings: swearing; high school!AU; getting feisty to stay warm; Ryo on a snow mobile; Tegoshi being himself
Summary: Ryo just wants to go on his camping trip. Tegoshi has his eye on more than just that, and then there is a lot of hell raising that gets done.
a/n: Lol I swear one of these days something other than an exchange and a deadline will motivate my lazy ass to get some writing done, and finish the brothel verse or something. But sadly that day is not today - this was written for ryogrande during mini_ryo exchange and originally posted here. Lots of love to flowerbombing for being such a special beta ;3

Also, the title is by JM Barrie and is shamelessly stolen from Peter Pan. :3



( “This Shakespeare here is Nishikido, who somehow specializes in being the class clown, idiot, and bully all at the same time. As you’ve just witnessed.”Collapse )

Title: Ashes to Ashes
Pairings: Jin/Kame
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Dystopia!AU, violence, futuristic elements and general mind fuckery, confusion between reality and dreams
Summary: A story about remarkable dreams and black and white soul searching; in which Jin loses his compass, and Kame kicks ass at being a vigilante rebel with a machine pistol.
a/n: originally for paint_asmile during fic_the_faith ♥ also, i'm going to be out of country for the next week or so for a funeral and related family things, so email me if you need to get in touch (:




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Title: Escalation
Pairing: Kame/Ueda, Kame as the universal bicycle
Rating: NC-17, warnings for prostitution and cynicism
Summary: brothel!verse. Sometimes it just all becomes too much for Kame to handle.
a/n: so the idea of this ridiculous, stupidity and drama filled kame-centric whorehouse just won’t leave me alone and somehow it’s become a verse all on its’ own. …oops? lol either way, expect more to come soon ♥



( It’s past most of the city’s bedtime when Ueda pokes his head into Kame’s narrow room and tells him they have a customer waiting for them downstairs.Collapse )

Title: Expressive Frivolity and Circular Stupidity: An Idiot’s Guide to Falling in Love
Author: holly_berri
Artist: maayacola
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,422
Summary: There are a lot of different ways to go about falling in love. There’s the route that involves smart decisions and spatial thinking, for example, and then there’s the way that involves a lot more stupidity and fumbling than what should be healthy. Predictably enough, Jin and Yamapi get a little turned around on their road trip to the land of platonically eternal friendship.
A/N: This fic was crazy to write and I just want to thank my gorgeous artist maayacola a thousand times over for being so patient and amazing and so so talented. And let it be noted that uhrelax is a saint of some kind for putting up with my whining about my soul sucking fic for three solid months. :3


Link to Art Master Post: here!



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Title: Working Around Us
Characters/Groups NEWS gen
Genre: Humor, Ridiculousness
Rating: PG
Warnings: Disney, conspiracies, member ai, Americans and Asians and everything in between
Summary: NEWS lands a prime, if fleeting, spot on American television as they aim to demonstrate their collective awesome and represent Asian entertainment. But work is work, and play is play, and then there is Disney World.
Author's Notes: This was actually written for rourenna in je_justfriends here , but then I just completely forgot to post it anywhere else. Oops. ♥ Anyway, I'm back after falling off the face of the earth, more or less :) Pinbang is coming up (HELL YES! :D), I have this extrememly awful fic I feel guilty writing involving Kame and brothels, and I swear I will stalk your entries more, darling flist.♥ And maybe post something un-ficcy when I can gather enough coherency in one room lol. #committed


( “America’s so big, ne,” Koyama beams, spreading his arms out magnanimously. Massu ducks to avoid being hit, and then nods dutifully.Collapse )